It’s no secret that Starbucks is one of the most popular coffee shops in the country. With so many people coming through the doors, the baristas have to learn tons of names. Still, there are plenty of times when they get it wrong. Check out these name fails that are so bad, it hurts.
Marbra
Marbra? What made them think this was right?
Undress
Because Undress is such a common name these days.
Juanica
Juanica is close enough.
Tsach
Does he really have to go around saying "it's Zach, with a 'Z'" now?
Mad-Ah-Lynn
You're supposed to sound it out in your head, not on the cup.
Rory
Maybe Laurie just grabbed the wrong cup? Nah, we didn't think so either.
Air Inn
Air Inn is one gigantic air ball for Starbucks.
Any
So that's how you spell Annie, we've been wrong for so long.
Gim
We could tolerate them spelling it Gym maybe, but not Gim.
Tilor
Put a diacritical mark over the "i" and it works.
Semen
Poor Simon. Hopefully his day got better from there.
Auntie
The barista must have had pretzels on their mind.
Just Poor Separation Here
Spacing makes all the difference. Now Clint will forever be known as c**t.
Gimli
Emily probably isn't the dwarf warrior from "The Lord of the Rings." Nice try Starbucks.
E.N.
Nobody introduces themselves as initials, so why did this even cross their minds.
Anus
Ok. This one actually made us laugh.
Missle
Looks like Michelle just earned herself a sweet nickname.
Vagina
"My name is Vagina." Yeah, that's not what happened at all.
Dealing
Starbucks is "dealing" Dylan their amazing coffee.
Cats
You know you are probably the crazy cat lady once people start calling you Cats.
Germine
So close, yet so far.
Loen
Maybe Logan has trouble pronouncing his "g's?"